A brand-new batch of, ahem, celebs have entered Britain’s second most famous residence (the first being 10 Downing St, of course) to a mix of applause, boos, cheers and chants. A few showed trepidation in their eyes; some took to it like a celeb to botox! So, what have we learned from the first night of big hair, brow lifts and bitches?

First in the door, the big, bold and beautiful TOWIE star Gemma Collins. A big bag of bloody nerves…and hair. Lots of hair.

EastEnders’ actor John Partridge is turning out to be the Good Samaritan – putting himself in a box.

Daniella Westbrook. She may be annoying? She may be hilarious? Another giant bag of nerves!

Enter the HBIC (Head Bitch in Charge), Tiffany – the girl from Flavour of Love. Bound to brew up a storm.

Another ‘who the f*** is that?’ Darren Day. The ‘bad boy of the tabloids’ may just go the whole way. Stay tuned!

And the award for best dressed goes to…Megan McKenna. Stunning, but a bit of a b****?

Mikey J’s BF, David Gest clearly has some issues surrounding his ex. “I can’t remember her!”

Christopher Maloney. Who? The X-Factor reject seems to have found the fake tan. And a little too much.

Do we smell some homophobia, kindly delivered by boxer/politician Winston McKensie?

Scotty T can’t stop swearing because his Grandmother is watching from the Geordie shore!

The big mama of the gaf seems to be Kristina (Russian Lady), who just wants to look after everyone, stay in the kitchen and be homely.

Prepare for sleep-talking, sleep-walking and plenty of heavy snoring courtesy of Stephanie Davis.

Music royal Angie Bowie is sure to be hoot. Another famous by proxy housemate.

Jonathan Chevin; This long-time friend of Kim Kardashian may just spill the beans on the wold’s most visible woman.  

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Irish model Jeremy McConnell – easy on the beauty treatments. Will this tall glass of Guinness like up to the craic of the Irish?

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And Nancy Dellalio. No words needed; she’s pretty fabulous.