5 Reasons Why Justin Bieber is a Dick

5 Reasons Why Justin Bieber is a Dick

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He’s probably one of the most hated men on the planet, so much so that we [don’t] feel a little bit bad for him! But how did he go from a cute little, floppy-haired tween to a big fat douchebag that is hated by millions?  Here’s why Nitelife hates J.B…

1. He has stupid hair! 

If you mix together a dash Ellen, a sprig of Scooter, and a dollop of Kate Gosselin, what do you get? Justin Beiber – platinum blonde lesbian man! His ‘do’ even has its own Twitter account.

2. His collaborations are awful

In recent years he’s teamed up with pop-tart Nicki Minaj, Sean Kingston, Travi$ Scott, and surprisingly, Skrillex and Diplo; but for whatever reason, they’ve all done quite well.

3. Nobody wants to see him in his jocks

We were all subject to his photoshopped, 20ft c*** on billboards around the world, thanks to a Calvin Klein campaign. Yes, the fashion giant was clearly drinking the coolade when they chose the ‘beebs’; previous campaigns featured beauts like Jamie Dornan, Kellan Lutz and Mark Whalberg.

4. He walks off interviews… 

Just like this one – Los 40 Prinicpales. Justin was asked a series of the usual questions like “do you dress yourself”; Bieber subsequently walked off because he clearly can’t laugh at himself.

5. He’s a shocking bad singer 

The 21-year-old has proved time and time again that he can’t actually sing, like during this uncomfortable episode of The View. Cringe.

Do you guys hate J.B? Let us know in the comments below or tweet the Editors: @Dazalooly / @Aisdee