Getting a girl horny isn’t complicated. Men just think that it is, because they don’t say the right things at the right time. They need to mix some sentimentality in with their sexuality.

Jesse Herzog

I’m going to go down on you, and I won’t even let you think about returning the favor.

I cleaned the kitchen today, so I’d have room to fuck you on the table.

Your ass looks just as amazing in those sweatpants as it does in your little black dress.

I love playing with your hair… And your pussy.

Do you want a back massage, a foot massage, or both?

I’d put on music, but I don’t want to drown out the sounds of your sexy little moans.

Don’t stop me once you come, because I’m planning on giving you multiple orgasms today.

I bought you a new vibrator so I can thrust and play with your clit at the same time.

Do you care if my tongue is between your legs when you wake up in the morning?

Your mind is just as sexy as your tight little body.

I can’t decide if your tits or your pussy is more delicious. Give me another taste.

I bought some handcuffs and a blindfold. Should I put them on you or me?

I baked you some dessert, so you can eat it while I eat you.

Do you want to have sex in bed or in the bath I just made you?

I had a hard-on all day, because I couldn’t stop thinking of that beautiful face.

Your laugh turns me on even more than your tits do.

I stuck your clothes in the washer, and now I’m going to fuck you on top of it.

I’ve never gotten so horny just by kissing someone.

Do you want me to wake you up with breakfast in bed or oral?

I tidied up the bedroom, but I don’t mind if you mess up the sheets with me.

I had to shut off my porn, because none of the girls in it were as attractive as you.

I’ll do anything you want me to do, as long as you keep looking at me like that.

Do you want me to use my British or Irish accent tonight?

The feeling I get when you kiss me is even better than an orgasm.

I never thought I’d have a woman this stunning sharing the bed with me.

You deserve to relax, so I’m going to do all the work tonight.

Put me out of my misery and open up those long legs for me.

I’m dying to have sex with you, but you better cuddle me after.

Try not to ruin your manicure when you dig those nails into my back.

Want to bet on how many times I can make you orgasm in one night?

I can’t believe I get to call your beautiful body mine.

Let me show you how much I love you with my hips and lips.

I’m never going to stop telling you how hot you are, so you better get used to it.

We’re having sex in the car tonight, but you can pick where we park.

Do you want me to wear my suit or leather jacket?

Get on your back. I’ll take care of the rest.

Are you ready for a Magic Mike style strip tease?

I turned on Netflix for you, but you might have trouble concentrating while my tongue is circling your clit.

Tell me what I should do to you, because you’re in charge tonight.

I’ll put on any music you want, and then throw you into any position you want.

I made us dessert, but I want to eat it off of you.

Press those soft lips against every inch of my body.

I’m going to remember this moment when I’m jacking off later.

Your ass looks even sexier than the first time I saw it.

I bought you a bottle of wine, but that’s not the only surprise I have in store for you.

Get ready to be treated like the sexy, sultry woman you are.

Let me dominate you, so you don’t have to do any thinking tonight.

How can a woman be so adorable and sexy at the same time?

I want to see how long we can foreplay for before we can’t take it anymore.

I’m so lucky that the best sex I’ve ever had happens to be with the love of my life. TC mark

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