Daniella Urdinlaz

1. I get paid for toenail clippings and used socks

“Sugar baby here. I get paid for toenail clippings and used socks :/ I also get paid to be super mean to guys. This one guy took me shopping at the mall and spent like 700 dollars on me. The only thing in return he got was the chance to carry my bags. It’s easy money.”

2. He loved watching me torture bugs

“A new client showed up once—he was very short (about 5ft tall), with big thick glasses, and a bald head. He was dressed professionally and had a briefcase. As we introduced ourselves, he asked me if I was comfortable killing a bug. In his briefcase were a moth and a beetle in two empty glass containers. He offered me a big tip, so I said I would give it a try. To warm up, he had me stick my feet in his face and wiggle my toes while saying, ‘I’m a sexy, mean prostitute’ and ‘I’m going to cut that bug’s dick off.’ Then he had me violently shake the glass jar the beetle was in, repeating what I had said earlier. The beetle was banged up and slow at this point, so he had me put it on a desk to kill it. Now, this is when it got freaky…he asked me to torture the bug before killing it and offered to double the tip. So I used little scissors to cut off its legs. Next, he brought out a small soldering iron and asked me to burn it. I did this for a moment but was really uncomfortable and my hands were shaking. Last, he took out a syringe with battery acid in it and asked me to inject it into the bug. I jumped when I saw the needle and told him to put it away since it scared me. He complied and asked me to smash the beetle with my shoe, which I did quickly. Then I gave him a hand job and he came almost immediately. Afterwards, I asked him what this fetish was all about. He told me that when he was going through puberty, a couple of girls in his class had caught a beetle and were shaking it in a glass jar, talking about how they were going to torture it. This coincided with his sexual awakening and ever since he’d get turned on by the thought of these girls killing a bug. That was the last client I ever saw. Being a sex worker is draining and this was the kick I needed to finally quit.”

3. He wanted girls to piss in a glass

“I was a strip club DJ for a bit… Had this one odd duck that would come in and pay girls like $200.00 to piss in a glass for him… This happened several times, then once the girl took it to a bouncer and had him pee in it. She took it back to him, he took one sniff and said ‘this is a man’s urine.’ Left, and never came back while I worked there.”

4. A toenails-and-garbage smoothie

“A client once asked me to send him my toenails and trash so he could grind them up in a blender with a smoothie and then drink it.”

5. He asked me to draw a face on my pussy

“Am a cam girl….Only saw this guy once so maybe he didn’t like my art skills, who knows. He asked me to draw on crazy eyebrows, like stick straight pointed upwards ‘angry’ brows so I did. Then I needed a clown scowl. That was enough for the face so then he had me draw fangs on my nipples. Vampire tits haha. And then lastly, a face for my pussy. Complete with eyes, a nose, and mouth. We both had a lot of fun, I could see him and I don’t think he was jerking it, just laughing hysterically with me. Wish he’d come back! Recently had a different guy ask me to just fart, like continuously. He didn’t know that for fart porn vids the girls literally pump their asses with air. Yeah, that wasn’t going to happen…”

6. Hold a plastic bag while he took a dump in it

“I had an escort service a few years ago. One of the clients used to come with a plastic bag and a paper bag. He would get one of the girls to hold the plastic bag while he took a dump in it. Then he’d put it in the paper bag and take it to work. He said he would then hide the bag in various spots around his law firm, waiting for someone to find it and that was his get-off.”

7. Snuggle with her in a rocking chair and suck on her nipples

“Former male escort here. Had a larger, 50ish lady ask me to snuggle with her in a rocking chair. Wanted me to suck on her nipples as if I were nursing. She stroked my hair the entire time. It was really really weird and kind of sad. Lasted for about 20 minutes. When we were done, she offered to jerk me off but I told her she could do so if she wanted to. She said no, so I got dressed and went on my way.”

8. He wanted me to castrate him

“I used to be a male escort, had a guy once who I had going so bad he was up in a swing and I was shocking the shit out of his balls while he begged and screamed for more. I told him to shut the fuck up and stuck a plug up his ass, and that was the breaking point. I’ve had people use a safe word before and it’s really no big deal, everyone has their limits, and I can dial the intensity back and adjust the play pretty well. This guy, however wanted to escalate. He used the safe word to take me out of the zone in order to discuss the next thing. This guy wanted me to castrate him. I had to talk him down from that, he said nobody ever got him to the point I got him, and he was certain that it would never be this great again so why bother? Let’s fulfill this last request. I refused and gave him a bit of aftercare, Sent him on his way. He came back a few times that month, never asked for that again.”

9. He asked me to make a to-do list for him

“I was a cam girl for about six months in college. My weirdest customer wanted me to make him weekly grocery lists, errands lists, and just general ‘honey do’ lists for things he had to do around the house. He was a young guy, maybe 25, and actually really attractive. British. He claimed he was lonely after his fiancée moved to Belgium for a year for school, and now they were on a break. These were all the things she used to ask him to do, and now she was too busy. So every week, I’d have a private show with him, and we’d drink coffee and go over that week’s list, and I’d wish him luck at work that day. It was kind of sweet, kind of heartbreaking.”

10. He asked me to shit on the floor

“I’m a current online sex worker/cam girl. I have been asked a lot of weird things during my time doing this, but I suppose the weirdest one coming to mind was being casually asked to shit on the floor during an otherwise vanilla sexting session. He said ‘you can even do it on the tile for easier clean up’ as if he was throwing me a bone haha.”

11. She asked me to insult a picture of her for hours

“Not my proudest moment, but I was ‘guy camming’ mostly to pay rent, but also because it was fun, and I wanted to try it out. I had a lot of middle aged women who wanted vanilla, but I had this woman who wanted me to call her a fat cunt whore bitch slut etc, but she wanted me to say it to a picture of her. I basically printed off her picture and insulted it for 1-2 hours. She asked me to cum on her face… being that picture, and to be honest it was just off… she paid so much it was a little unreal….This woman paid 800 dollars for a 1.5-2 hour session. Depending on what I would do she would increase it to upwards of 1500 a session. She was a doctor and extremely lonely. I paid off my yearly rent in 2 months, rent was about 412 + utilities. I also paid off yearly college expenses in 3-4 months. I still sometimes do it we keep in touch, and honestly I don’t mind at all.”

12. He asked me not to bathe for two days, then let him lick my armpit

“I used to work as an escort in 2013. It went okay other than a few really close calls from a few guys. A guy asked me to not take bath for two days (other than clean my lady parts of course) and let him lick my armpit and fuck me for three hours. Guy wasn’t ugly enough to outright reject his crazy request and he also offered $2500 so I agreed.”

13. ‘Baby wants more’

“So, a while ago I used to work in a brothel. Now I lived in Sydney at the time, where prostitution is legal, so it was quite a nice place—the manager provided a fully stocked kitchen, cable TV, pool table, etc. Anyway, after about a year working there, a client comes in and we do the usual meet and greet so he can choose who to go with. One strange thing Ii noticed was a rather large briefcase with him… normally people try to avoid taking anything with them. So, while he’s talking to the manager about his selection, he asks if he can use his own sex toys. Manager gave the standard answer—sure, as long as they’re only for him and they’re clean. So far so good. I find out that I’m his choice, and do the standard pre-session stuff—set up the condoms and lube, direct him to the shower to clean up, and ask if he wants a glass of wine or anything. He politely declines the wine, and asks if he can have 10 minutes to prepare. Fuck yeah. I still get paid for that time, and it means i can relax with the other workers for a bit. 10 minutes later i come back in, and he’s wearing a diaper, bib, and has a fucking massive pacifier in his mouth. Weird, but honestly I’ve seen nastier shit in my life so whatever. The really startling bit though is his array of sex toys, the briefcase must’ve been stuffed full of them. At the end of the bed is a series of dildos, arranged by size—starting off with fairly small, all the way up to one as thick as my fucking arm. He pulls out the pacifier, and gives me the instructions for the session: ‘Start with the smallest one, then move up to the next one when I say “baby wants more’.”’ So for an hour and a half I just sit on the end of the bed, doing as instructed. At the end he gave me a $300 tip which was pretty awesome, but the memory of an adult dressed as a baby getting an 8-inch rubber cock shoved up his ass will forever be stuck in my head. Furthermore, I am of the opinion that Carthage should be destroyed.”

14. Jerking him off and fisting her at the same time

“A couple of times I had a young married couple who got me to jerk the man off inside the woman. As in, the guy would put his dick in the girl’s pussy, then I would slide my hand into her pussy around his dick, so I was sort of jerking him off and fisting her at the same time. That’s literally all they wanted (in a few different positions). The guy actually had quite a large dick, just she had a very very loose pussy (the man could get both his hands inside her pussy at once). They were a very young couple, like 21 or something, so I dunno how she got to be so big (she said she hadn’t had any kids).”

15. Sitting on Skype in lingerie and playing Pokémon

“I only did a little cam work cause i am a pretty weird niche but i once got paid $150 to just sit on Skype in lingerie and play Pokémon! Easiest money I ever made :)”

16. Holding an 80-year-old naked man

“My weirdest experience wasn’t a fetish thing but it upset me so much I had to take the next few days off. So I had a booking with a man in his late 70s. There’s a 50+ year age gap but money is money and the older the client the less work for me. He had an accent, told me he was Polish. We get into it but while I’m riding him he starts saying ‘Oh Hana, Hana.’ After a few minutes he slows down and asks me to lie next to him for some cuddling (it’s not unusual for men his age to not be able to finish). I ask him why he called me Hana and he tells me it was the name of his sister and that I remind him of her and that she died when he was around 8 years old. I ask him how, then he told me the story that fucked me up for a bit. He tells me he was in the Warsaw Ghetto, you know, where the Nazis herded all the Jews before eventually sending them off to the camps. He was smuggled out at around the time the Nazis began deporting people to the camps and sent to live with a Catholic priest in some village. The rest of his family were deported and gassed. I had to spend another 2 hours with him after that. I’m used to holding naked men as they curl up against me and vent about their lives but the fact that that this man was nearly 80, and 20-year-old me was the one holding him was a bit much. And his life was tragic, man. His wife had just died from cancer, his dog had just died and he didn’t want to get another one for fear it would be all alone when he died. After he left I downed 1/3 bottle of vodka and didn’t work for a few days.”

17. He wanted me to blackmail him

“Former cam girl here. There was a lot of men who want to be humiliated. I would laugh at them, tell them how small their penis was, etc. Some man wanted me to blackmail him. He would give me his information (address, phone number, wife’s name) and I would make him buy me things. The weirdest one though was the guy who wanted me to watch him take a shit in his diaper. That’s it. Just watch.”

18. Blindfold him and watch him attempt to hit a piñata

“Former pro domme here. Lots of crazy stories but my favorite was when a guy paid $350/hr for a couple girls to blindfold him and watch him attempt to hit a piñata and make fun of him. Was probably the most enjoyable session I ever had there, hahaha.”

19. Gargling my spit

“I work on Chaturbate as a cam girl and the first thing that popped in my head was when a guy asked me to slap my my thighs together over and say things like cum times 10, ass times 10, then gargle my spit. I honestly felt like he was fucking with me but nope. This went on for a good half hour. My knees were even bruised the next day. I also had a guy just yesterday request a show wearing a diaper, a bra, and had printed out pictures of different women laid out all over the floor. There was also Fleshlights, anal toys, vibrators scattered everywhere. Did I mention he wanted to pee on these pictures as well? What even is my life…”

20. I’m a master burper

“I was a cam girl for a short while and stuck to tame performances, nothing too wild. Anyways, I had man ask me to burp and lucky for him I am a master burper and I can burp on command at any given moment. I was a hit, he told some people in a burping fetish forum (which I didn’t know was a thing) and they are it up. They just wanted me to burp as loud and as much as I could and giggle and be cute in between. It was easy money and they loved it, so win-win.”

21. Put lots and lots of saliva on my nose and fuck it with my finger

“Cam girl here. I have many weird requests I’ve gotten.
1 Put lots and lots of saliva on my nose and fuck it with my finger.
2 Give instruction as the client masturbates and tell him to cum in a spoon and eat it.
3 Blow a balloon
4 Rub my thighs and fuck it with a dildo (he didn’t want pussy or anything)
5 Write his name all over my panties with a Sharpie
6 Get sweaty and lick my toes
7 Talk dirty about watermelon
8 Watch a client as he chokes himself with a bag full of books. Got me really worried when he turned red so I stopped the show
9 Demand a client to drain his bank account as he tips
I never realized until I started camming that many men are into way younger women. Sometimes, client wants me to pretend I’m his 5-year-old daughter and cry, while we can’t get caught by my mom.”

22. He liked to clean my dirty running shoes

“Two stand out in my mind from that time in my life. One was a guy that liked to clean my dirty running shoes. Would meet me in the Metro and come clean them off with a fresh towel and shoe cleaner. Then slip $100 into my sock and leave. The other wanted to, as he put it, ‘piss up my ass.’ In the shower he would and then let it spray on him as it came out. He was one of the reasons I stopped doing that kind of thing.”

23. I just shat in his mouth and jacked off while he licked my ass

“To shit in his mouth. He had a custom-made toilet seat to put over his head. He was a very old, retired military person. Nice guy, but it was a bit weird. I didn’t really care, I just shat in his mouth and jacked off while he licked my ass. I’ll never forget that first time though, afterwards he drove me back to the subway station and he had not bothered to get the cum out of his hair and still had shit smears on his face. It was almost like he planned to wear them as a trophy for the rest of the day.”

24. Eventually the tears became real tears and I had to stop

“At my lowest point, I sold myself for sex. I needed money or I’d be on the streets. Two regulars would pay me a lot to simulate rape. I’d scream, cry, and try to fight back and they’d wear masks and slap me around while they’d have sex with me. Afterwards they’d always go buy me Wendy’s. Eventually the tears became real tears and I had to stop.” TC mark

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